I lost my cell phone. I’m not sure when, but I think it was on the way to the airport. Last weekend, 1/23, I took a trip to Philly, to give an invited talk at U Penn (I know I’m tooting). Willow had graciously offered to drive me to O’Hare. For various reasons, we were running late and, in addition to my bags, I had a bunch of loose crap in my hands (my iPod, some chargers, etc.) as we ran down the snow covered alley to her car.
I’m not sure that I had my phone on me at this point, but when I got to the airport, I realized that it wasn’t there. When I got home from Philly, I searched my room, but to no avail. My room is a perpetual mess, so it may be that the phone is somewhere in here. I lost a phone in college and found it under my bed a few months later, having had the insurance replaced it at that point.
I would have called it, but it’s not ringing anymore, just going to voicemail. It may be that it’s out of charge, or I may have dropped it and someone could have picked it up and dropped the SIM card and sold it, etc., but no outgoing calls have been made since I lost it. There’s more to the story, but even longer story short, I have insurance on the phone and its being replaced. Cost of replacement: $35. Cost of not having a phone for over a week, including while travelling: huge-mung-guss.
I typically keep my phone in my back pocket, placing it on the table when I sit down, or in my lap when I’m driving. I’ve left it on the table at restaurants a few times, or other places. My mom hates this. She always makes a point to tell me that I shouldn’t leave my phone out cuz someone could steal it, or more likely, I could leave it.
But there doesn’t seem to be a very good alternative. Most guys I know carry their phones in their pockets and put em down on the table when they sit. Some guys also do this with keys, wallets, cigarrettes, lighters, etc. Girls have their bags. Guys don’t. I’ve contemplated having a bag, something like the Seinfeldian ‘European Carryall”, and since I’m in school, I often have by big-ass messenger bag filled with books and tons of other crap (iPod, laptop, silly putty, gum, etc.), basically the same crap girls keep + or - the books and laptop. But it still seems pretty girly to carry around a bag when your just going out. It seems like a pain too.
But modern men have a lot more crap to carry than we used to, and I don’t like keeping stuff in my coat pockets — not just keys and wallet anymore — now there’s the phone, maybe some gum and/or chapstick, often some music, iPod, etc. What’s the answer?
There are the guys who wear their various devices on their belts. Keys on the belt loop are cool. Cells, PDAs, mp3 players, etc, are not. Unless you don’t care what you look like, i.e. you’re getting old, or just a geek/dork/stubborn/etc., or you actually think this looks cool — maybe it reminds you of a tricorder, or maybe you’re just showin off the bling celly — in which case you’d be wrong — unless you don’t care or are just fashion ignorant, you know you can’t go the utility belt route. You know you’re getting old when you where the cell on the belt clip. This is almost as bad as the moment you start thinking, damn those kids are so loud, I wish they’d just be quiet (that moment starting happening to be when I was 4 or 5).
If I did actually drop my phone, then, if I had been wearing my phone on my belt, I surely would not have dropped it. I actually bought a cell phone holster for my messenger bag. Oh well. New phone will be here soon.
But I lost a lot of the numbers.