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breadcrumbs 2005 |
1 | 03 | 05 |
"Q: How do the K.D. Police tell whether a missing bird flew away or was run over by a katamari? A: They dust for Prince." |
1 | 11 | 05 |
"In the cel-shaded game, you take the role of Harman Smith, an elderly wheelchair-bound assassin who can switch between his seven multiple personalities to eliminate his targets. >> Maybe each personality has a different "kit" >> for the wheelchair (like hot-rods)... >> >> like one has a grappling hook in the arm, >> another has fuzzy dice (distracting to the ladies)... >> >> Hrm. Probably not. > The level design must be totally hilarious. > Like, everything's going to look like a human factors wet dream... > shallow ramps everywhere... extra wide hallways... All crates are 100% ADA-compliant." |
1 | 15 | 05 |
"Sadly, my other girl is a Word document ...that no one will read." |
1 | 31 | 05 |
"i don't mind bleeding all over myself, 'cuz fuck it." |
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