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11 | 01 | 00

I tried hitting on this guy dressed like a ninja at that loft party. I said, in the sexiest voice I could muster, "if you saw me in a forest, would you attack me swiftly?" He sort of looked down over me and said "You? No." I guess it was a weird pick up line, but I was trying to make a joke. Oh well, ninja's loss. Or as Matt said, "Ninja, Pleeeze."



11 | 02 | 03

HUG



11 | 04 | 03

this makes me want to spend some money!



11 | 05 | 03

you'd think that with the 3 million new lawyers that we pump out every year, we could find a few without their heads up there asses.



11 | 06 | 03

i, too, have become a blogger...but at least it's done in emacs.



11 | 10 | 03

I was most impressed by your composition of yourself for the halloween mug shot. Might I suggest that's your best bet for any upcoming conference program inserts?



11 | 11 | 03

one thing is, as we know, the academy is a good place to be depressed.



11 | 12 | 03

some people love their symptom. we are lucky in that our symptoms mostly make us hyper (you a bit more than me, but not much more!)



11 | 13 | 03

doesn't anyone say anything funny to you anymore?



11 | 14 | 03

PS- first you boss me, then you call me a geek, and finish by suggesting I'm a "philosopher", which is about 100x worse. Maybe we can just have a punchup instead of drinks? I'll pencil it into my tablet pc pda.



11 | 15 | 03

got up late today i think because i'm just depressed at all the work that life entails. even fun is fucking work. is this the wrong attitude? is fun the opposite of work? would work be more fun if i was not depressed?



11 | 16 | 03

a: Happy Birthday-ish
b: Thankfully, too late for that.



11 | 17 | 03

And enabling, yes, I'm into it.



11 | 18 | 03

Anyway I thought handjobs were the exclusive province of frenzied catholic teens in mid-level sedans, with the good ones reserved for dispensation by blandly "asian" women over 40 that somehow evoke the spirit of crushed cigarette butts.



11 | 19 | 03

Right, and there's nothing worse. Seriously- it's like a special kind of annoying since it purports to be pro-you, but really it's this shitty misrepresentation of you but then you look like a hystrionic asshole for complaining because we should all be brothers and sisters in the cause instead of infighting right? You suffer defeat by unarticulated association and corresponding dismissal, and you've lost before you even got to throw any punches. Insidious.



11 | 20 | 03

Hugs



11 | 21 | 03

> xoxo/r

This is dangerously close to an anagram for roxor.



11 | 22 | 03

Hope PoP is fun and you got the dagger



11 | 23 | 03

are you not ready for the 21st century?



11 | 24 | 03

So, the menu is being prepared. You will all have assignments soon.



11 | 25 | 03

why am I suddendly scared :p



11 | 26 | 03

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!



11 | 29 | 03

We narrowly avoided disaster! Phew!



11 | 30 | 03

I tried Karaoke - I was worse than my DDR experience


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