one crumb from one person every day |
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10 | 02 | 00 |
This is, of course, because he's a big fag.
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10 | 03 | 00 |
they're such great songs. but you can't listen to them anymore - i hate it! now they're these nuggets encrusted with bullshit commercial nostalgia... a string of bad movie soundtracks trailing behind them like tin cans tied to a cat's tail.
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10 | 04 | 00 |
Greniette: just settle this for me when you get back. bill gates: boxers or briefs? Aciniform: he has custom-made magnesium mesh underwear designed to protect his testes from hostile takeovers. deepgrrl: i dunno - i think he doesn't have too much to worry about, and in those well-tailored slacks... he's freeballin. Greniette: maybe he has a solid gold shelf for his goods inside his pants deepgrrl: or maybe the mesh idea, but in "sock" form - a nice little package on a string, that goes around the waist. the bag is beige, with a green dollar sign on it, like the bags of money from a bank robbery scene in a film. deepgrrl: and when the girls go down on him he says "would you like me to show you the money??" Greniette: ha! deepgrrl: "how about a short-term loan?" deepgrrl: all kinds of geeky fiscal humor about rising interest rates and shit. Greniette: ha! Greniette: or a hologram in which at first it looks like Microsoft and then you turn yr head and it changes to Macrohard! deepgrrl: ha ha ha ha Greniette: Aciniform: i heard he rented all the helicopters in hawaii on his wedding day so that nobody could fly over and take pictures. Greniette: because of him a drowning guest star of baywatch probably died Aciniform: they weren't able to airlift hasslehoff's frozen severed penis. Greniette: but they were able to attach it to a messenger pigeon Greniette: to the relief of housewives nationwide
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10 | 05 | 00 |
Four students in my class have last names beginning with Z! It's a
sign of the Apocalypse, like that kitten with two heads...
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10 | 13 | 00 |
P.S. On second thought, maybe there *is* something in the air...
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10 | 14 | 00 |
I bought a recliner! It's so cool!
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10 | 15 | 00 |
The cover story in the Reader this week is about Ash's Magic Shop!
Ash's full name is Ashod Baboorian, he's Armenian, and he used to
appear regularly on the Bozo Show. He also used to be the singer
in his own country and western band!
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10 | 18 | 00 |
Robin likes nerds, Robin likes nerds, Robin likes nerrrrr-rrrrrds!
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10 | 23 | 00 |
...you flaming QUEEN.
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november | |