one crumb from one person every day

breadcrumbs




7 | 01 | 00

sometimes honesty can be used for other less obvious purposes...



7 | 02 | 00

have a good weekend... relax, enjoy, avoid stress, deep breath, that sort of thing



7 | 03 | 00

In light of the incredibly juvenile humor that often permeates our post-class discussions (James Thurber we ain't!) I thought I'd pass these along for your edification...



7 | 07 | 00

I got your e-mail broadcast, do you give up your digits that easy to everyone, I didn't even have to ask.



7 | 05 | 00

hmmm, that doesn't sound too good, does it?



7 | 06 | 00

The two headed cat died :-(



7 | 07 | 00

so, how the hell was your trip? when are you moving here? what's the deal?



7 | 08 | 00

I can see where that one might resonate a bit, yea.



7 | 09 | 00

sorry sorry sorry. hug.



7 | 10 | 00

Always clinging to this fate connection with those we love while coincidental connections with ciphers club us over the head.



7 | 11 | 00

i want to see how far we can really push this. i mean, cum shots. why not?



7 | 12 | 00

his ancient tear glands muster forth a tear of joy, which is quickly absorbed by the parched expanse of aged arid cheek.



7 | 17 | 00

you lucky bastard.



7 | 15 | 00

Oh, cool. The protective covering doesn't hide their legs. They don't have any legs. Just a mouth! They lose the legs once they grow the covering. Before they settle down and grow the covering, they crawl along the plant but at the stage they're too small to see. After they pick a place to settle down they can never move again because they absorb their own legs. I sense the basis for some sort of instructive moral parable...



7 | 16 | 00

Former hub, now useless. Piquant.



7 | 17 | 00

as recently as a few days ago they were kissing -- with tongue -- but last night she broke his heart again. That's twice in three weeks.



7 |18 | 00

John and I have a new money making idea. We're going to take the mealy bugs that are still infesting my jade trees, and instead of killing them, we're going to carefully harvest them and sell them to kids nationwide under the trade name "Tree Monkeys"! What do you think? Will we make millions?



7 | 19 | 00

imagine a party in which you can actually speak to one another and have room to stretch your legs while sampling some tasty Cajun hors d'oeuvres and enjoying southern sounds!



7 | 27 | 00

No doubt you have heard of Sony's latest perfidy?



7 | 25 | 00

You are welcome to stay here, provided
1) you don't mind the lumpy pullout sofa bed in the music room
2) don't mind 2 love-starved cats crawling on top of you while you sleep
3) dye your hair green.



7 | 26 | 00

ya back yet? how was the trip? did you have crazy fun? or did you stumble on your way to shake hands with brooke's parents knocking over a priceless vase given to them by brooke's long dead great grandmother-the only thing from her childhood she managed to save from the great fire that destroyed all the other would be heirlooms and then did you get nervous and projectile vomit all over brooke's parents who then exiled you to backyard where you spent the rest of the trip in quiet humiliation? hm? didja?



7 | 27 | 00

Man that suuuuuuux about the ticket!!!! Best of luck there! If you need a personal reference lemme know. "Robin is a very careful person. She often critisizes my reckless jaywalking."



7 | 28 | 00

You sure you want to give them to a bunch of rabid Christians?


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